Drive-In

Tonight was ladies drive-in night. (younger men were allowed.)  It was lovely.  The weather was perfect 80 with a hint of humidity.  It even sprinkled a couple of times.   #2 and #3 said it was like Halloween with all of the candy.  There was different flavored popcorn and candy coming out our ears.  

We went to see the movie UP.  In the movie the grandma dies and leaves the grandpa alone.  Naturally our discussion turned to,

"hey when the Captain kicks the bucket can you guys room with me at the retirement home."

Renee advised me that she farts nightly.  Really, I don't have a problem with that.  Heck, when we are that age won't that be common amongst all of us?   Turns out April's grandpa had the ability to smell like a bear until he hit eternal slumber.  This could cause some problems.  Can you even imagine us as REALLY old people.  Renee letting gas all day and night and April like,

"Can you close your a__  (b/c at this age April will have a real mouth on her)  You set the inside of my nasal lining on fire."