So yesterday you came home, Ava, and had the following conversation with me. Please keep in mind that you say EVERYTHING like it is unbelievable and also the most important information I may ever hear.
A: "Mom. I had a writing assignment today at school and I had to write if Thing 1 and Thing 2 came to my house what I would do. I wrote that if they came to my house I would train them to be dogs."
Mowesome."That is so cool. I bet they would love being dogs."
A: "I told Zoe and she liked it and then I told Angelee and she didn't think it was funny. AND SHÉ'S a WORD WIZZARD!!!!!"
A: "and then I told my opposite Blake and he said it was funny. He just needs three more words to be a word wizzard. The rest of the word wizzards also thought it was funny."
Mowesome. "First of all why does it matter what a word wizzard thinks? Second, why do you say "your opposite"?"
A: "Well, he is a boy and I am a girl. Remember how I am 6? Well...........He is 5. Also, even though he is 5 he is SOOOO MUCH BIGGER THAN ME."
Mowesome: "Would you like to study and become a word wizzard?"
A: "I'll give that some thought."
Please remember in kindergarten you are given 140 words to memorize. I have made you flash cards and you refuse to study them. On the one hand I enjoy that you aren't manipulated or guilted into wanting to be "part of the group" on the other hand you are being a bit lazy. Just sayin.