Okay, the Captain just returned from a trip to Colonial LeBaron. He was there to assist Jason retrieve some doors.
Cool experience. They were stuck at the border with trailer problems when lo and behold The Cap spots two young men (his age).
"They look experienced with trailer crossing - let's approach them." he thinks.
So he goes and asks them some questions. They say that they are from C LeBaron. Cap is like - uh oh - is someone going to take me out? Then they tell him their last name is LeBaron. Holy beep beep.
Cap says, "as in the infamous LeBarons. You know Verlen, Joel, and Ervil?"
They let him know they are Verlens kids. Their mom is Irene. He tells them he just finished her book. They pick up their cell, call her, and put the Cap on the phone.
She is super nice and told her boys to take care of him. (and I don't mean Sopranos "take care of him")
They finally made it across the border and into his parents old stomping ground. He saw his parents old house. he saw his dad's old windmill. The men there said that they would find out who it currently belongs to. They will take it down for the Cap to come back and pick it up. How sweet are they?
Oh, Captaino I must say it seems so unreal. Good for you visiting crazy town. Turns out the current townies are super nice, kind, and giving!!!!