Sunday, March 29, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
"You look like your dog"
"I think your dog has worms and you do to"
(in my head I am thinking - this is insane. Do they realize he is handicapped? Why is he laughing out of control? )
And FINALLY. Danny turns to the old lady that arrived with her little white terrier 2 minutes previous and says,
"I think you might be deaf."
Nothing can top this - oh wait the vet telling me my dogs vulva is swollen...........yes that is what I said. There is more. He tells me he can spade my dog and it will kill all of the puppies. And I quote,
" I don't know what your view on life is, but if I spade her the puppies will
We will not be returning to this place------------EVER!!!
Monday, March 23, 2009
I was not prepared to adopt a pregnant dog. She acts like she is starving. I feel sorry for her. I feed her leftover pork sandwiches (yes, I served the other white meat tonight. Why, heck if I know. Saw a recipe and I must say they were AMAZING. tangent, yes. Pork, Yes. What is happening????????)
Pork and Pregnancy in the same day. Anyway, I felt bad for her. You know I have been there Chica and I understand the hunger. Once I ate an entire icecream cake -----NO ONE HELPED ME. This was also accomplished in ONE sitting. When I look into your little eyes that shout,
"Feed me. You understand what I am going through. You, my human mother, feed my pains. I know not what is happening to my wee dog body. MAKE IT STOP."
Okay little Chica with the bambinos on the way. Holy Crap, what if like 10 puppies appear???? I think it time for a lymeric.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Sunday, March 1, 2009
"hey, this could be problematic. Quick , make it stop - do something NOW."
Right after this picture was snapped the baby jaguar growled, turned around, and started to bite Number 3's hair. The Zoo personal grabbed him away ---FAST. So my advice is ...............Don't let your children play with wild animals (regardless of their size) Did I mention that we then went on to swim with dolphins later this same day.