Mid-morning convo

Ava, "Mom. I like to eat a muffin and the blueberries and the muffin mix in my tummy to make peas."

Me, "You make pee?"

Ava, "Mooooom. I make peas."

Me, "Yes, we make pee/urine when we eat food."

Ava, "Mom, tell me the truth. Why are you not listening to me. Another name for peas is beans."

At this point you are so exasperated that you walk away. I notice whilst you walk away that you have a ball of toilet paper stuffed in your undies. When I ask you why you say,

Ava, "Really."