"Man Jen, I really need you to teach me how to take them out places. They sneak in food and order it all funny and I spend $17 at Sonic. SONIC. For only 2 kids."
Mom. aka.Bad ass, " What the heck did they order? I see a hot dog and some drinks."
TO WHICH TU' PADRE REPLIES
We can now add finger strippers to sweat bottoms