Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Old Man River
So, the first time I met your grandfather he had pants on, but soooo many times after that he did not. Rather he had long johns / sleep bottoms / or underwear on. I walked into the kitchen the other day to find that your father has turned 80. He was wearing his Under Armour long johns as clothing - by itself.
Not only is this occuring, but when we were watching How I met Your Mother he asked so many ridiculous questions like this, ( PLEASE say this in a crotchidy old man voice - like the ancient janitor guy in Harry Potter)
"WHaaat? How did she know him. I don't understand did they already know him? How did she find him? I don't get it this makes no sense. Did she try to find him?"
AHHHHH really dude.