Dear Captain
Hey Don 'El Cap i tan:
Are you having fun at your concert. I hope your birthday celebration with just your boyfriends is super cool. Maybe take you back to the old days when you were young. Remembering all of the trouble you all got in. All of the concerts - straight and gay. Wow - the Good Times.
Only now you guys are closing in on 40 FAST - have some crows feet - or have to shave your heads to give the illusion that it is cool and not premature balding (talking to no one specifically of course)- talk about the stock market ( instead of how you were going to get enough gas money (or just get the gas) to get to the next concert)
Do not worry about us. We are getting everything done for #2's birthday party. We are work horses here. Number 1 just cleaned bird poop from all of the cushions - what a trooper of pooper. #4 is cute as ever just watching us where ever we are working. She is just happy as can be eating a tub of ham (odd isn't it. I won't touch the swine, yet that is the only "meat" product she will eat. In fact, she did a little dance for it this fine morning). Number 3 is dressed totally cute and trying to help with whatever I need. WHO IS THIS CHILD. I am thouroughly enjoying this new kid, don't get me wrong, but what the crap happened to the other one? The only trouble on the horizon this festival day is #2. Maybe she drank too much milk? It's the only explanation I can come up with.
Have a joyous time at the Edgefest. We miss you dearly. We will take pictures and post them throughout the duration of the shindig for your enjoyment. Please be safe and don't tussel with any groupies.
Love and Kisses
Wife #1
Are you having fun at your concert. I hope your birthday celebration with just your boyfriends is super cool. Maybe take you back to the old days when you were young. Remembering all of the trouble you all got in. All of the concerts - straight and gay. Wow - the Good Times.
Only now you guys are closing in on 40 FAST - have some crows feet - or have to shave your heads to give the illusion that it is cool and not premature balding (talking to no one specifically of course)- talk about the stock market ( instead of how you were going to get enough gas money (or just get the gas) to get to the next concert)
Do not worry about us. We are getting everything done for #2's birthday party. We are work horses here. Number 1 just cleaned bird poop from all of the cushions - what a trooper of pooper. #4 is cute as ever just watching us where ever we are working. She is just happy as can be eating a tub of ham (odd isn't it. I won't touch the swine, yet that is the only "meat" product she will eat. In fact, she did a little dance for it this fine morning). Number 3 is dressed totally cute and trying to help with whatever I need. WHO IS THIS CHILD. I am thouroughly enjoying this new kid, don't get me wrong, but what the crap happened to the other one? The only trouble on the horizon this festival day is #2. Maybe she drank too much milk? It's the only explanation I can come up with.
Have a joyous time at the Edgefest. We miss you dearly. We will take pictures and post them throughout the duration of the shindig for your enjoyment. Please be safe and don't tussel with any groupies.
Love and Kisses
Wife #1
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