Dear Children:
As of today you are puke and lice free. Thank you. If you noticed I have been listening to books on ipod for the last 3 weeks and ignoring all of you. This is not due to a lack of love; this is due to the fact that Jennifer had to go away for a little bit.
I am back now and oh how I have missed you. Let's catch up. Don't mind the skin falling off of my hands from the bleach that I have been using on everything. Hold my hand - it is OK.
Don't mind when I randomly shout out
Don't think it is bizzare when I start scratching my head uncontrollably and yell
As of today you are puke and lice free. Thank you. If you noticed I have been listening to books on ipod for the last 3 weeks and ignoring all of you. This is not due to a lack of love; this is due to the fact that Jennifer had to go away for a little bit.
I am back now and oh how I have missed you. Let's catch up. Don't mind the skin falling off of my hands from the bleach that I have been using on everything. Hold my hand - it is OK.
Don't mind when I randomly shout out
"no make it stop".Don't look at me like I am crazy. Promise - I am not.
Don't think it is bizzare when I start scratching my head uncontrollably and yell
"no - no -I know you are in there - GET OUT - you are not welcome on my head."
Thank you for not bringing home any new illnesses in the last 10 hours. Happy Holidays - It is good to be home
Love
Mom
Comments
Does this mean you will answer my phone calls again? It is ok to touch the iPhone, sweetie. You are not going to catch anything!