A day with my mentally handicapped brother-in-law
So I ventured to the vet yesterday. Now that Danny is with me full-time he goes with me everywhere. The purpose of the trip was to find out more information on Chica. We arrived at 9:30am. There were 2 people waiting with their dogs in the waiting room. One was a cute little Boston Terrier. The other was an American Bull dog. We take a seat. The woman with the American Bull dog is on the phone speaking loudly about her dad dying in January. He was a Mason and their funeral service is this week. As soon as she gets off of the phone Danny says,
"You look like your dog"
9:45am
Danny says,
"I think your dog has worms and you do to"
(in my head I am thinking - this is insane. Do they realize he is handicapped? Why is he laughing out of control? )
And FINALLY. Danny turns to the old lady that arrived with her little white terrier 2 minutes previous and says,
"I think you might be deaf."
AWESOME!!!!!!!!
Nothing can top this - oh wait the vet telling me my dogs vulva is swollen...........yes that is what I said. There is more. He tells me he can spade my dog and it will kill all of the puppies. And I quote,
" I don't know what your view on life is, but if I spade her the puppies will
just die."
We will not be returning to this place------------EVER!!!
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