ME: "what the what? Did you just get whiplash?"
To which your dad says,
"You know, when I was a little kid in Mexico we were told that if you stared at a dog while it pooped you would go blind or turn to stone. It's automatic I guess; I can't look while they are doing their business."
ME: "How many blind people did you meet as a kid."
DAD: "None, but there were a lot of statues."