Ellie, "Mom, Mr. Barnett told Paige I'm full of sunshine."
Me, "That is soooo appropriate."
When you, Paige, got home I told you what Ellie said and you told me that Mr. Barnett actually said, "Your sister Ellie is so bright."
Carter, you are really into this website where kids write down funny things and you come in the kitchen and we giggle about them. WE kind of lost it when you told me this one:
When turning a paper into your science teacher only write:
THIS PAPER IS ASEXUAL IT WILL DO ITSELF