Thursday, August 12, 2010

Daily Questioning

Every single day I get the following question:

"Mooooooom, get a baby in your tummy. When are you going to make a baby?"

To which I answer:

"Lovely, after I had you my tummy said, "Jen, get a grip. You are done. You will not have any more babies. I am demanding this of you."

To which you answer:

"Mooooom. (so dramatic) kiss dad and get me a baby!!!!"

My answer:

"You are my last baby."

Your answer:

"Mom, I AM NOT A BABY. ..................Can I have some ass cream?"

(The conversations then deviate from there. The following was todays.)

Me:

"Darling, it is 6:30 in the morning. What have you put in your body that is healthy?"

You:

"I had some ass cream already."

Me:

"Ava, I may win best mom award this year."

You:

"Mom, I am fancy - I can do flip de flips."

Me:

"Are flip de flips like ballerina moves?"

You:

"No, mom. (this was said in a tone like I am not the brightest person you know) Flip de flips are jumps and hops. Pshh"

Me:

"Did you just Pshh me? How old are you."

You:

"19"

Me:

"No, you are 3. "

You:

"Yea, I'm free."

2 comments:

Julyssa Schenk said...

loved reading your blog! julyssa here.

Allison LeBaron said...

oh my. that is seriously the cutest girl