New relationship

This is me mere moments before my relationship with a shotgun got intimate.  

(Ok just a side note.  I am not pregnant.  Don't know why it looks that way - hahahahaheeheehee I've had FOUR kids thats why.  So suck it all you skinnys.)

SO here is where I was told (By Cody) to hug it close to my shoulder.  See the Captain over my shoulder with a look of concern.  How sweet is he.  

This is where I am like, "what the crap was that?  My shoulder is no longer part of my neck area."  And now I can say that I have had a relationship with a shotgun.