Me, "A, what is up with all the sniffing?"
#4, "Mom, I enjoy lovely smells."
Me, " Wow, I really appreciate you incorporating the word lovely into your vocab."
#4, "I don't know what that means. Dad doesn't always smell good."
Me, "Good point. Would you like to bring a bottle home to smell when dad stinks?"
#4, "Oh mom that would be the best."