Thoughts from your head via 2012 - This is all done in a JLo Spanish accent with a Mix of Ricky Martin
Oh Aye Mama' I will sit here, maybe run for a bit while you take my photographs. No, It is no burden. Dios Mio, I am GOOD at this. Bask in the beauty that is La Ava Esther. I am a model with la ginger hair for Pete's sake. You will notice in picture #3 I pop my hip to the left and in pic #5 the right. Yes, Mama' I am a professionial. More, More photos. No, don't stop. get my good side. I am 5 and proud.
What did you say? You ask such journalisticy questions Mama'. You want me to repeat what I said in the car earlier. Fine.
I said, "I love Bryce and Hyrum Dale. What should I do."
You blablabla said, "Ava, you don't have to choose between boys until you get married or in a serious relation blabla."
I said, "But Mama' Grandpa had 4 ladies."
Then you laughed like a donkey and called my father. Then I was pissed and yelled at you for a bit. Now take my picture again. (when reading this as a grown lady, please remember this story = true)