Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Charbel and Jessie were married and it was an amazing event. Let us start out with the fact that your dad wore a BLUE suit. It was hot.
They wore crowns people. Seriously, crowns. I kept gasping and yelling at your dad - crowns, there are crowns. How bad ass is it when you get a crown during your wedding. Not only that, but the bridesmaid and best man had crowns. It was a good sign that this Par tay would be fab when we witness crowns.
I still can't get over it.
The entire ceremony was in Lebanese. I found it so damn funny that I didn't understand anything except the name "Jessie" every now and then. Close your eyes and think of a Priest speaking in Lebanese and then there is a pop of "Jessie" that is super fast and distinct about every 2 minutes. Awesome is what I call it.
The mother of the groom likes to have fun. Not joking. Look at her all, "I may be the mother of the groom, but I can still wave my hands like I just don't care, like I'm 22. Bitches."