Dear Little Ladies
Little ones whom I birthed. We have a small problem. Your hair looks.........kinda.............like poop. Don't get your knickers in a bunch; I am here for you. As it looks like you can not distinguish between nice hair and poopy hair I can be of assistance. When I lovingly tell you that you may wish to brush your hair before leaving the house ----Please listen. You know I am not one for appearances!! But I must say when your hair looks like you haven't bathed in a couple of weeks and that there may be small critters hiding in your manes ------Listen to your Mama.
Love you lots!!! Brush Brush Brush
Mom
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