Anyway we are all sitting around the table drinking our dinner when I notice that #3, you are not breathing. You are choking. You can't get the food out. I, SUPERMOM, saved your life. I performed the act of getting the piece of meat to fly from thy boca....... with superiority. It took a good 5 thrusts to get you to project the food. I calmly stated, "Nathan help me." over and over again. The steak was on the floor a matter of 3 sec when Chica (your dog) swooped in and ate it. That was the first time in those 20 seconds that anyone made a peep. There was a collective "GROSS!!!!"
#3 I was so impressed with your "universal sign for choking" hands. I know it was scary, but darling you did great!! Thanks for being so awesome.