Who Knew Poop can disable a superhero

The Captain and I are about to run to Home Depot when #4 comes in and asks if she can come with. The following is our conversation:

Me, "Ava, run and grab some undies so we can go in the car."

#4, "Mom, I can not go fast right now. I can only go slow, I have to go poopy and they have stolen all my powers. Come look."

You run back and forth in front of a mirror that was sitting on the floor.

#4, "See, I can only go slow now. All of my powers are gone."