Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Mama Mia y Mia

Dad and I were out to eat the other night with some of our lovely friends "The Dovers".    As our fabulous evening progressed we got onto the topic of chickens.  It turns out that a myriad of 12/13 yr old ladies are into "the chickens".  Brascia, their daughter, needed to find a new home for 3 of her chickens. Miss. B has horses that take up her time;  and since you Miss. P wanted some Pollo I offered our place.  

You, Paige and your dear lady Alyssa had the whole thing mapped out.  It involved a binder of info you wrote down off of the internet,   a chicken book checked out from la library,  a commitment from 4 families to purchase la eggs, and now a wikichick brain.  It is very interesting to me how much pollo information is stored in your heed.  You started quoting stats on some chicken named a "Sussex" and asked your father if he needed you to spell it for him.  Hahahahahaha.  

You and A figured out how much the feed would cost every month and how much you would charge for a 1/2 dozen "organic cage free" eggs.  $1.50

Your dad is required to do the most work in this project.  He and Carter started taking apart the pirate fort in the back.  (You can also witness him training Otto in the above pic) It is going to be remodeled into a hen house.  Every piece of wood that is removed 5 devil tails sprang out.  Holy Hell  - LITERALLY.  He killed 20 scorpions with la help from hermano.  Alyssa's father offered to assist, but I am afraid to invite anyone into Satan's den.  Remember that Aracnophobia movie that was made years ago?  How scary would it really be if it were done with scorpinos?  That is some scary beepidy beep beep.  People could actually die and not just get a bug bite.  Did I also mention that Uncle Mike killed a RattleSnake at our house whilst we were away.  AHHHHHHH  What is happening.  I'm sure it is because we aren't receiving any blessings right now.  Hahahahahaha  I can't help it .  It is so easy to go there.   

When Brascia and her motha, Suzie, dropped off the chickens we made a day of it and had the Haymores over to swim also.  Check out Ella.  Love her.  The chickens laid eggs the 1st day - Yippee.  All of you ladies in the house have been carrying them around and talking in baby voices to them.  Oh I almost forgot the best part of this whole damn story.  THEIR NAMES.  

Mia and Mia.  There is also a baby chick named Bubbles.  Nope, not even close to kidding.  

"Hi, this is my chicken Mia and my other chicken Mia."

Am I so freaking old that a NewHart joke is still funny?  Ahahahahahahah Yes I am.  Uncle Danny has 2 close friends and they are both named Darren.  Ahahahahahahahah

After you fed your chickens scrambled eggs (What What.  Yes, old Pagie that will be reading this.  You fed your chickens eggs.  Let that sit for a wee bit.  Eggs)  we skirted off to "Meet the Teacher" at Ishikawa.  We ran into Tatum on the sidewalk and stopped for a quick pic.  3rd grade and 6th grade.  AWESOME!

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