1st day of school dialogue
Paige, "Moooom. You and my teacher are so much a like. She loves shopping and pedicures and said she is not our maid so don't leave our stuff on the ground. Isn't that funny, you've said that before."
Dear Future Paige,
Yes honey you were in advanced classes. Yes dear you really said shit like this. I know, I'm in shock also.
Love,
Mom
Carter you just came home and said something so mature:
"Mr. Russel my Math teacher says that if we don't turn our homework in when it is due we can't turn it in late for any credit. This does seem reasonable."
Dear Future Paige,
Yes honey you were in advanced classes. Yes dear you really said shit like this. I know, I'm in shock also.
Love,
Mom
Carter you just came home and said something so mature:
"Mr. Russel my Math teacher says that if we don't turn our homework in when it is due we can't turn it in late for any credit. This does seem reasonable."
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