A: "Mom, dad says there is a secret door in the pool where dolphins come out at night to swim."
Me: "Really? "
A: "I would like to ride one."
Me: "I'm thinking they come out at night because they don't wish to be ridden."
A: "I had a dream that there were cows that walked around on their back legs and they spoke."
Me: "What did they say?"
A: "They had machine guns and they wanted to overrun the human race."
Me: " WHAT?"
A: "Did you know that you can be an AirBender when you are a grandma?"