Yesterday whilst sitting in the pool

A: "Mom, dad says there is a secret door in the pool where dolphins come out at night to swim."


Me: "Really? "


A: "I would like to ride one."


Me: "I'm thinking they come out at night because they don't wish to be ridden."


A: "I had a dream that there were cows that walked around on their back legs and they spoke."


Me: "What did they say?"


A: "They had machine guns and they wanted to overrun the human race."


Me: " WHAT?"


A:  "Did you know that you can be an AirBender when you are a grandma?"