Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Yesterday whilst sitting in the pool

A: "Mom, dad says there is a secret door in the pool where dolphins come out at night to swim."

Me: "Really? "

A: "I would like to ride one."

Me: "I'm thinking they come out at night because they don't wish to be ridden."

A: "I had a dream that there were cows that walked around on their back legs and they spoke."

Me: "What did they say?"

A: "They had machine guns and they wanted to overrun the human race."

Me: " WHAT?"

A:  "Did you know that you can be an AirBender when you are a grandma?"

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