To Celebrate our 16 years of Marriage I thought I would post a lovely assortment of pictures. (Please play Positive K's "I've Got a Man" whilst you gaze at our love.) Don't be burned young ones. We are one white hot married couple. I remember our first date. He had on stone washed jeans. They had gone out of style 7 years prior. Poor thing. I dated him anyways. I know I am a GIVER.
On our wedding day my lovely car started on fire. Twas awesome. We got ourselves married at that little chapel downtown and were off to Mexico for a sweet vacay. Does it matter that I got the revenge? No, inhouse poop day was romantic.
Two short years later we found out we were having you, #1. What a beautiful treat. After your glorious birth from my lady garden we had Paige 17 months later. You heard me. I know you guys are gifted and all but have you ever done the actual math? Hot Damn. White hot I tell ya. "Gross mom. Don't insinuate that you and dad had the intercourse." Sorry little lovers but I am telling our story of amore right now, bear with me.
(on a wee side note - check out tu padre. He is all, Lady love - I dig your thigh. Even though you have the red eyes of Satan right now, I dig you. I really really dig you.)
Three short years later was super Elle. Thank you E. You are so spunky and bring mucho excitement to our lives. I could never say I have lived until I was mother to poocasso. Your talent at the poo art was one for the ages. I appreciate that you have moved on to bigger and cleaner things. Thank you.
Four short years after E was A. Ms. Ava. All four of your rock. Everyone of you are different and unique. As for your biological father and I we are having another baby.
Just kidding. My sacred birth canal is empty. It was funny yesterday when I gathered all of you into my room for the sole purpose of calling our order into 5 guys ahead of time. I sat everyone down on the rug and you all looked so pensive that I announced that we were having a baby. Hahahahhahahahaha. Sorry I wet myself. Hahahahahahaha. Hot Damn you guys are gullible. No, we will not be having any more potlickers. We is done ya'all.
Below are my 2 fav pictures from this past year. I believe your dad won the vote of who looked best in the dress.
Hot stuff. Here is to 16 years. Cheers.