Dear Diary,

So, you know how the Captain likes to do things that embarrass me?   Remember the time that he shaved 1/2 of his face before we went out one night.  When I say 1/2 I mean the left side of his face was smooth;  The right side had a full on beard.   (turns out I don't really look at his face until I am seated across from him at the dinner table.)  We were at a really nice place and I look up after briefly looking at the menu and stop and stare.  

" Honey.  Something is wrong.  You are missing hair on half of your face. "

"Jen, I did that a couple of hours ago.  I was waiting to see how long it would take you to notice.  I forgot about it until just now."

So today he decided to wear my new white and black checkered hat from Target.  It is a really cute hat.  The thing is .........it is a wee bit different.  It poofs at the top.  If not worn correctly it may seem like one has an extra large brain.  

I am not even attending todays event - the Barrett Jackson Auction.  Eric Earl and our dear #1 are going with the Cap.  I plead for him not to wear MY hat.  He says, 

"what,  I think this looks great on me."  

He says this without a smile.   I never know what to think.  

This reminds me of the time he tied one of my mothers old scarfs around his neck (ASCOT) when we were going out for sushi.  I wet my pants in the parking lot that night.  (not a little, rather a lot).

I really didn't know what to do except beg. 

 "Please don't wear that hat out today.  Please, Please.........Please."

I was ignored.  He just returned from the auction.  Well #1 on the upside;  you were extremely popular today.  What with all of the attention dad brought your way you should feel super special.  Well there is no way to put this into words.............only a picture