#4, "Mom, why won't you get a baby in your tummy for me if you love me? I'm daddy's love bug."
Me - Thinking of my answer
#4, "Mom, dad has a baby in his tummy. He is getting BIG. His baby kicked me the other day? I am going to name his baby Ted or hotdog or cheese stick."
Me, "Wow, those are some fancy names."
#4, "Remember I am fancy. I want to watch Giada now." (this last part was performed in song. Pretty much all words from your mouth today have been sung in a really high opera voice. I love the drama you have when asking simple questions. I also love that you can get distracted by the thought of Giada.)