Carter: "So there is some REALLY old movie he showed us that is this guy talking about sexually transmitted diseases. The guy in the movie is pretending he is at a Carnival and is calling out your "lucky numbers".
Carni "Number 12 - Step on up. You just won herpes. This means you get rashes and bumps and ......"
Carter, " hahahahahaha - sorry I can't finish that one."
Carni "Number 2 - Step on up. You just won Gonorrhea. This means you will have a swollen penis with discharge. It will also be painful while you urinate. "
Carni "Number 34 - you just won AIDS. You are going to die."
As a side note: Your father looks like he is puking in the pantry while you are sharing this with me. We (your father and I ) are extremely amused with the fact that a senior citizen is teaching this class. You also wanted me to note that you let out a "loud fart" and all the boys and even the old guy laughed their butts off.
Carter: "One of the videos did a play on a MasterCard commercial"
Hospital bills - $5000
Buying Baby Clothes - $100
Telling your mom you are pregnant - Priceless
This was one of your favorites.
I remember last years sex ed booklet stated that penis size doesn't dictate whether or not you will be a good father. Hot Damn - who writes this stuff?