Tuesday, November 29, 2011
This is your dad's super sexy face. EWWWEE MOM GROSS. I know, but children this is what look he used to hook me in. Hahahahah actually this picture makes me giggle like a young baseball player.
Your father fancies himself a Yenta. Seriously. So he is trying to fix his friend Ben up and starts searching the customer lists of Babbitt Motor Werks facebook account. Yep, that happened. So he has these 2 ladies in mind and starts searching for them. All of the sudden I hear laughing. Laughing like he does when he bombs the bathroom. You know the one I mean. The one where he is all, "I just destroyed that place." Damn that is nasty.
Back to the laughing. So he is like
Dad "Guess what? The 2 girls I wanted to fix up are engaged."
Me/voice of reason, "Oh that's too bad."
Dad, "TO EACH OTHER."
What what? Seriously. Turns out your dad has no gaydar.