Boar / Pig / Swine

Why swine flu - why not pig flu.  Are we trying to sound fancy and educated?  How about boar flu(because this isn't the feudal system.  They are all the same - just some are wild.  Did you ever see the discovery show about pigs / boars.  When they released pigs into the "wild" they grew hair and teeth within a matter of weeks.  It was Crazy.

 "well, now that we are away from our cushy life our primitive selves will emerge and we will become.................dadada................BOARS."

 Honestly, they are fun to hang with ------not to eat!   But the foreign pig flu needs to go.  Auntie Kimmy and I feel like we are watching "Outbreak" with Dustin Hoffman and Renee what's her face Russo.   I can't wait until they fly in a helicopter capture the pig (monkey) that flew illegally to the US on a plane and create a vaccine that will save all of humanity.  GO DUSTIN GO!)