Dear Number 3,

Last week I was reading to you and caught a whiff of some really nasty odor coming from your boca.  I asked if you had brushed and you "almost" said yes.  You changed your mind and told me , "no".  As you ran off to brush you wrapped yourself in a blanket.  On the return trip you had once again mummy wrapped yourself in a VERY LARGE blanket.  (Let me specify and state that your arms were inside of the blanket)

Upon entry into your room our cute little dog jumped on the back of your blanket and tried to bite you (out of love dear).  You then:

1.  Fell into the door jam 

2.  Your face led the fall

3.  You dragged your mouth and nose down the door jam

4.  You hit your face smack on the concrete floor.

At this point I jumped up from the bed, picked you up, and noticed the blood pouring out of your nose and mouth.  ( I used pouring for a reason.  I MEAN it.  You also sneezed blood across my shirt and coughed up blood.  The coughing up blood was what threw me over the edge.  It was what they always do in those trama  - ER shows when someone has a brain tumor and doesn't know it.  They stupidly play with a bear because the brain tumor can't let them think rationally.  The bear tries to eat them and paws at the girlfriends head - removing part of the scalp.  Anyways, they always end up in the ER coughing up blood. YUCK.) I ran to the kitchen screaming for the Captain.  (He thought I was playing a joke on him at first and took his time)  Once he realized that it was not pretend he took you to the couch to assess the situation.  

I proceeded to start to faint.  I quickly got to the carpet and laid down on the floor.  (In my head I was like, "hey, you can do this.  Stop being a pansy and get your bum over there.")  I stood up, walked over to you, and started to pass out again.  I am so sorry.  Thank goodness for your dad.  He sat and iced everything for 40 minutes.  From what we could determine you:

1.  Split open your tongue

2.  Put one front tooth through your lip

3.  Cut your gum line across both front teeth and between both front teeth

4.  Did something crazy to your nose

5.  Shoved one of your front teeth back

This picture was 1 hour after the INCIDENT. How freaky is the look on your face.  And you wonder why I kept passing out.  

Some visual of the mouth area

Some , "hey, I want to sleep after hitting my head. " Did I mention how awesome it is to have head trama.