What????

So I was washing your bedding the other day.  This was due to the fact that you REFUSE to wear a pull-up.  I sneak into your room after you are asleep and put one on you.  Needless to say I fell asleep before this occurred on this particular day.  I tell you I swear by the waterproof mattress pad.  AMEN.

That was just to explain the bare mattress.  This is so that when you are 30 and are looking back at your pictures you aren't all,

"my mom neglected me.  She didn't even let me sleep on sheets."

Dad walked into your room and noticed that you were sleeping with #4's stool on your lap.  I am super curious as to the inspiration of this move?