Doggy Lovin
I came home the other night and noticed a wee pug running around the orchard. I didn't really think much of it. Until................4am when both of our dogs are yelping, barking, and screaming. (Yes children, your dog screams. She sounds like a teenage girl having a temper tantrum) I asked your dogs--nicely--to stop. They didn't.
In the morning when you woke up you found out that there was a cute little dog that was Chica's new best friend. You took him around to the neighbors to see if anyone knew where he belonged. We got a lead and started calling neighbors a couple of blocks away. One person knew where he lived and called their owners. (This was a 9am) It was 115degrees out and I didn't know if this dog was used to being outside or not. You brought him in the house with Chica.
(#1, you literally freaked out at me. "mom, I told you to stop explaining things to her. If you hadn't taught her words for things this wouldn't be happening.")
I explained what the dogs were doing to you #3. You did Great!! You first response was not "gross" or "ewe" Your first response was "do we get puppies?" We discussed how sometimes the eggs are ready to make a puppy and sometimes they aren't. Easy Pesy......or so I thought.
And on to the BEST PART OF THE STORY. The dogs owners showed up at 4:45pm. At 4:40pm I heard some teenage screaming coming from my room. I go to check and Chica and little pug are in full on breeding mode, hence the screaming. You all learned this day that sometimes dogs are stuck together for a wee bit when they are trying to create puppies.
I had met the owners of the pug once. I went out to their car to introduce myself again and to explain that their dog was in the mist of a love affair and could not be bothered for another 6to8 minutes. (before I was able to make it to their car #2 and #3 ran to their car to tell them that the dogs were having sex.) I invited them into our home and asked them to have a seat while we waited for our dogs to finish. 4 minutes later "Tank" our new pug relative came running into the room to greet his parents.
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