Dude

Numero Uno. You babysat today. I must say that you were .................................. Fabulous!! I came home to an extremely clean house, fed potlickers, paper boats in the bathtub, and a fort in the front room. I am super impressed your with skills. Ava and Elle had so much fun they wanted me to leave again. I will totally forgive you for the comment about me being old and the fact that you don't think I am very funny. Guess what superstar, I am funny. I am a funny nerd - take that 6th grader.

Just a random comment - Auntie Kimmy went a little nutso on the worker at the Camelback Inn today when they tried to overcharge me. Can I tell you how nice it was to have someone take care of me and not have to be the Bosshole.

Dear Camelback Inn,

Shape up.

Hugs and Kisses,

Jen