You say, "This is needsaw. He knows how to jump and nap. Want to see?"
Me, " Oh please show me Needsaw's tricks."
At this point you jump and down with much energy.
Me, "Needsaw you are so great at jumping."
#4 (with an exaggerated drawl) "Moooom, that isn't Needsaw jumping. It is me. Pshhhh."
You totally Pshhed me; questioning my intelligence.