Dad was bringing Uncle Danny home from work yesterday. After about 10 minutes in the car, he noticed Danny feeling around the outside of his jacket. He found something in one of the pockets. From the outside of the pocket he kept feeling it and trying to make out a shape. Apparently this went on for quite some time. So here is the best part, he turns to dad and asks (in a super perplexed voice),
"Do you know what is in my pocket?"
It is always funny because Uncle D thinks that dad knows the ANSWER to EVERYTHING!!!!!