#4, "I mean it, there must be 2 of them. I am trying to figure this out, the beards were different. (pacing) I think there are 2 or maybe more. Why are their beards different? "
Me: "What are you talking about?"
#4, "(high - loud - elfish voice) THE BEARDS WERE DIFFERENT. There must be 2 Santa's on this PLANET."