"Tomorrow I am 5. Tomorrow I will grow up."
After I came home from running. (Yes, I ran when I was 35. If I am a fat ass when I am older please remember that I advocated running when you were younger. ) You said the following;
"Mrs. McClure is going to give me a crown for my birthday. She says we can have birthday spankings. No one ever takes the spankings. I am going to trick her and tell her that I REALLY want them this year."
You then proceeded to spank yourself with a smile and shout,
"Her spankings don't hurt! Watch me spank myself. It is awesome. "