When I arrived at my lovely job today your father had this on my desk. He walked in a bit later and I said,
Me, "Why is this on my desk."
Hot Tech, "I walked in to find Kameron's girlfriend and Bobby looking at this and giggling."
Me, "That is strange. What am I not getting?"
Hot Tech, "I know. I asked them what was so funny. Turns out they thought stalking and stocking were the same thing and thought it meant - STALKING IN PROGRESS."
Me, " (silence)......................... I never would have thought that."