Oh My

When I arrived at my lovely job today your father had this on my desk.  He walked in a bit later and I said,


Me, "Why is this on my desk."


Hot Tech, "I walked in to find Kameron's girlfriend and Bobby looking at this and giggling."


Me, "That is strange.  What am I not getting?"


Hot Tech, "I know.  I asked them what was so funny.  Turns out they thought stalking and stocking were the same thing and thought it meant - STALKING IN PROGRESS."


Me, " (silence).........................  I never would have thought that."