What??? What did she just say??

I went to get a pedicure this past week. The woman who was assigned to me is super cute. I picked out gray nail polish for me toes. I was thinking,

" hey, you are heading to the beach soon. You need to go neutral to match whatever swimsuits you may find to wear."

As she is finishing the color she says, " You want flowers?"

I say, "Oh No. I am super boring with my toes."

She says, "Ohhhhh, we do diamonds, they are classy."

YES SHE DID. I now have rhinestone rainbows, yes freaking rainbows, on my big toes. I couldn't really focus on the rainbows because I was thinking,

"My eyebrows are so bad. Her eyebrows look awesome. I know they wax eyebrows here. Am I up for asking her if I can get them done?"

Yes I AM. We head to the back room. I laid down on the table and a few seconds later I hear a large intake of breath and the following,

"Hon-knee (this is how it sounded and it was extremely drawn out.) Do you want your upper lip waxed."