I'm serious. This must be some dysfunctional DNA gene or something for this happens EVERY TIME HE SEES A SQUIRREL. It happened again on the beach when a little critter was posing atop a rock. We all had a moment of silence and stared at your dad. When you guys meet someone you wish to marry this will have to be topic you gently bring up over time. I might even suggest you wait until you are married before you reveal this family secret.